Today I found out, well I got confirmed actually, that the real sadists in this world have only one ambition: to become a dentist. Well maybe they are all masochists as well, because how much fun can it be to look all day in people’s mouths and smell bad breath all day? Only the guys that do rectal exams have a more lousy job, I think.
But when I am on the chair he takes revenge. Bruce Willis is a laddie compared to my dentist. My dentist loves root canals, he wants to discover each and everyone in my mouth. My dentist loves to take his time until my mouth get convulsions and one hour appointments are really a contribution to his next BMW. I think I paid the wheels.
I hate him. I love him also a bit. When were done.